A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam:
- "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it! NO other excuses whatsoever!"
A smarty student in the back of the room, raised his hand and asks:
- "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does their best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says:
- "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
The perverse incentives of academia
6 years ago
5 comments:
I came dangerously close to spitting coffee out all over my keyboard! That was pretty good :-)
Sorry about that - perhaps I should post a coffee/keyboard warning for this one ;)
agreed with amanda, i definitely scared my cat laughing out loud!!!
Good stuff!
lol girl you are tooo funny!
E.
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