April 13, 2009

Anecdote Monday: Gentle Approach

Ivanov comes to Petrov and asks, "How do you manage to get so much milk from your cow?" Petrov says, "You have to be gentle. Every morning I approach my cow and ask it very gently, 'Which will it be, milk or beef?' ".

4 comments:

chall said...

haha! :) Lovely! It was asked gently..... haha...

PhizzleDizzle said...

HAHAHAHA!!

Mad Hatter said...

Love this one! A little creepy, but very funny. :-)

Hermitage said...

Twisted and hilarious. A new favorite is born!