Favorite Reviewer Quotes

• "I find this paper very difficult to read. Also, how the algorithm is used is not clear to me." (I have better things to do.)
• "Hard to quantify this comment, but section Y just feels boring and does not add much insight." (I need some sugar.)
• "There is not much that is particularly novel or original in this paper, but it does appear to be a solid piece of engineering." (You worked hard, kudos for that.)
  

And with that*, a major portion of my dissertation work goes into print! (In a good place, I might add ;)

*Luckily for me, there were 5 reviewers total, and the ones that actually bothered to read the paper liked it!